There will be no dar…


There will be no darkness in my life,

 

As there is the ray of light of your blessings and teachings.

 

Happy Guru Purnima!


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Doctor: "I'm sor…


Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

Check out this really funny jokes: https://short-funny.com/#ixzz5MNRoLRlN


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Before you judge me …


Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.. ??


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Somewhere between …


Somewhere between 
“ 8 toffees for 1 rupee”
  and
“1 toffee for 8 rupees”, 
    we grew up!

Somewhere between
“Ground mein aaja”
  and
“Online aaja”,
      we grew up!

Somewhere between
“stealing chocolate of our sister”
  and
“Buying chocolate  for her children”, 
  we grew up!

Somewhere between
“Just five more mins Mummy ”
and
“Pressing the snooze button”, 
  we grew up!

Somewhere between
“Crying out loud just to get what we want”
  and
“Holding our tears when we are broken inside”,
  we grew up!

Somewhere between
“I want to grow up”
  and 
“I want to be a child again”, 
  we grew up!

Somewhere between
“Lets meet and plan”
  and
“Lets plan and meet”, 
  we grew up!

Somewhere between
"Being afraid of our parents"
  and
"Praying for our parents"
  we finally grew up  

And
as we grew up, we realize;
How silently, our lives have changed...


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A meaningful life is…


A meaningful life is not being rich, being popular, being highly educated or being prefect...
It is about being real, being humble, being able to share ourselves and touch the lies of others.

Good Morning


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I Wish My Parents We…


I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!


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Dukandar: Kaisa Suit…


Dukandar: Kaisa Suit Dhikavu.

 

Mahila : Padosan Tadap Tadap Ke Mar Jaye Aaisa


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In a science class,…


In a science class, 

3 worms were placed into 3 separate jars.

The first worm  was put into a jar of alcohol 

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke

The third worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol ---dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.

The 3rd worm in soil --- alive.!!

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment.?"

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.

"As long as you drink ALCOHOL and smoke, you won't have worms in your stomach".

CHEERS to Johnny 


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Blast of the day:Bes…


Blast of the day:
Best Answer given by an Indian Citizen:-
My Income Tax return form has been sent back to me because, In response to a question 'Number of Dependents on you?',  I replied :--- 
"97% of population who dont pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants, 9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons and above all 544+ MPs in parliament"and 4000 MLA's of states.
They said, this is not an acceptable answer.
I am still wondering..... Who the hell did I miss out!!.

*Dedicated to all income tax payers*


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Girl: So, how many t…


Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?

Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.

Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?

Man: No, I’m a barber.


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