Q- esa kaun sa state hai jaha student ko
Top karte he jail me daal diya jata hai???
Bank mein 1 bhi rupaya jama nahin kiya.
Phir bhi Income Tax Department se notice aaya,
Likha tha,"Kuchh to Kama Besharm"!
kuchh sabji vaale to Gali mein aate hi chillae kar aavaaj
lagaate hai ki..."Hai koi Mai ka Laal jo Kharide Tamaatar Laal."
Yamraaj: Eske karmon ka hisaab batao
Chitragupt: achchhe karm hain.
Yamraaj: Swarg bhejo
Chittagupt: Lekin eska Aadhaar Card Link nahin hua.
Yamraaj: Narak mein bhejo esko
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Tere Waade Pe Hum Ne Bharosa Kiya...
Kuchh To Ulfat Ka Tum Bhi Haq Nibhaaya Karo..
Hum Bhi Hamraaz Hain Tum Bhi Hamraaz Ho.......
Dil Ki Baat Humse Na Chhupaaya Karo...!!
Bina Khwab K Bhi Koi So Paya Hai,
Bina Yadon K Bhi Koi Reh Paya Hai,
Pyar Apka Dhadkan Hai is Dil Ki,
Bhala Dil Bhi Kabhi Bina Dhadkan K Reh Paya Hai.
Khushboo ki tarah aapke pass bikhar jayenge,
Sukun banker dil me utar jayenge,
Mehsus karne ki koshish toh kijiye,
Dur hote hue bhi hum pass nazar aayenge...
A 50 yr old man asked wife: Do you feel sad when you see me running
Wife: No, not at all, even DOGS chase cars, but can't drive them !!!
Aaj Mujhe Ek Gunaah Karne Do,
Mujhe Tum Apne AapMein Khone Do,
Apne Aapko Meri Aagosh Mein Karke,
Mujhe Pariyo Ke Des Mein Khone Do,
Apni Chudiyon Ki Khan Khan Se
Mere Kaanon Mein Ras Gholne Do...