Sri Ram Ji aapke gha…


Sri Ram Ji aapke ghar Sukh ki Barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa Anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke Diye aapki zindagi me khusiya layen.
Happy deepawali


SMS Category : Diwali Sms


Shuddh Hindi me madh…


Shuddh Hindi me madhur rasili pati ke liye -
Naasta banana,
Bartan saaf karna
Ghar ki safai karna
Kapre dhona
Ese sabhi kaam agar koi estri jaldi jaldi
shantipurwak kare to use kaamwali kahte H
aur ye sabhi kaam koi estri bhayankar krodh
me aur barbarate hue kare to use Gharwali kahte H


SMS Category : Husband Wife Jokes


Baahubali ki hatya D…


Baahubali ki hatya Dekhkar Bhaybheet hua baalak, bola,
"chhuttiyon mein nahin jaoonga Maama ke ghar"!


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


Dekh liya Jio ke Fre…


Dekh liya Jio ke Free Offer ka kamaal, pahale hi varsh
mein 10th aur 12th ke 50% pratishat bachche Fail.


SMS Category : Jokes Sms


Q- esa kaun sa state…


Q- esa kaun sa state hai jaha student ko
Top karte he jail me daal diya jata hai???
A-Bihar


SMS Category : Jokes Sms


Bank mein 1 bhi rupa…


Bank mein 1 bhi rupaya jama nahin kiya.
Phir bhi Income Tax Department se notice aaya,
Likha tha,"Kuchh to Kama Besharm"!


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


kuchh sabji vaale to…


kuchh sabji vaale to Gali mein aate hi chillae kar aavaaj
lagaate hai ki..."Hai koi Mai ka Laal jo Kharide Tamaatar Laal."


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


Yamraaj: Eske karmon…


Yamraaj: Eske karmon ka hisaab batao
Chitragupt: achchhe karm hain.
Yamraaj: Swarg bhejo
Chittagupt: Lekin eska Aadhaar Card Link nahin hua.
Yamraaj: Narak mein bhejo esko


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


Doctor: "I'm sor…


Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


Tere Waade Pe Hum Ne…


Tere Waade Pe Hum Ne Bharosa Kiya...
Kuchh To Ulfat Ka Tum Bhi Haq Nibhaaya Karo..
Hum Bhi Hamraaz Hain Tum Bhi Hamraaz Ho.......
Dil Ki Baat Humse Na Chhupaaya Karo...!!


SMS Category : Romantic Sms