Google, Microsoft, R…


Google, Microsoft, Reliance, Facebook, Whatsapp, Apple sabke maalik Ladke hain.
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aakhir ladkiyaan Exam itane marks lekar karati kya hain? 


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


Aajkal ke Ladke Jo D…


Aajkal ke Ladke Jo Din-Raat Facebook,
Whatsapp mai lage rahte hai Shaadi ke liye
Ladki Dekhne khud nahi jaate aur
apne Maa Paap ko bhej dete hai
Darte hai kahi Ladki ye na kah de
ki ye to meri Friend ka Boyfriend hai...


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


Aise na mujhe tum de…


Aise na mujhe tum dekho...GST laga doonga.
Paise bhi chura lunga Tumase.., Tax bhi laga doonga..
Geetkaar: – Arun jetali
Sangeetkaar: – Modi Jee


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


Santa ka Internet HO…


Santa ka Internet HOTSPOT baar baar colony ke ladke hike kar rahe the
Santa jese internet chalu karta bahut sare ladke uska wifi internet use karne lag jate
en sab se paresaan hokar 1 din Santa ne apne HOTSPOT ka naam rakh diya-

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"Le Bhikhari Le"


SMS Category : Santa Banta Sms


Girlfriend ghar me a…


Girlfriend ghar me akeli thi
Usne WhatsApp karke Boyfriend ko bulaya
BF ne dekha Gf ne 1 Belt ghutne par bandh rakha hai
BF- oye ye belt kamar ke badle ghutne par kyo bandha hai...
GF-Janu mummy ne ghar se bhahar jate samay promise Diya-
"Mai kisi ko apne belt ke neeche chune nahi dungi"


SMS Category : Double Meaning Sms


Mumbai local train m…


Mumbai local train mein roz haath oopar karake khada hota tha Yuvak,

2 saal mein 4 inch badh gai height.


uske parents aur sab se jada uski Girlfriend Bahut Khush hai.


SMS Category : Double Meaning Sms


1 aurat ke 14 bachch…


1 aurat ke 14 bachche the!
1 roj usaka chhota beta dhool, mitti, kichad se 
is kadar lithada hua ghar aaya ki, 
vo bigad kar boli kamine tujhe dhone-ponchhane se to,
naya paida kar lena jyaada aasaan hai!


SMS Category : Funny Sms


A third world war ma…


A third world war may be coming and it’s starting from
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News Channel
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Be ready for World War III
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It will first happen in News Channel studio....


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


Me : I Love You She…


Me : I Love You

 

She : #metoo.

 

Ab Ha samju ya na 


SMS Category : #metoo


Ek Sunny Leon Hai Ji…


Ek Sunny Leon Hai Jisne Kisi Ke aarop Nahi Kiya...

 

Aur ek Imran Hasmi JiPe Kisi Ne Aarop Nahi Kiye...

 

Sanskar Or Kya?

 

#metoo


SMS Category : #metoo