After completion of …


After completion of my B.Tech from a recognised college I Got a decent job in MNC as a Engineer.

Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged marriage system of India. After meeting, the girl rejected me upfront because she didn't like my Job.  I was furious and told her " Just wait and see after 5 years where this job is going to take me. You will be sorry". Of course, I moved on and got married to another girl a year later.

After 5 years,
I saw the same beautiful lady at a traffic signal with her husband in a brand new Audi. And I was trying to kick start my Activa because the battery start was not working. She looks out of the car and  briefly looks at me but without any hint of recognition due to helmet, and moves her eyes away!

At that moment, after driving a two wheeler for over 5 years, first time in my life I realized the value of a helmet.

So always wear a helmet in your own safety!

Issued in the public interest by a sincere Engineer


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Ajj Pappu Ne Poora S…


Ajj Pappu Ne Poora School Hila Dala,
Teacher: – Chipakali Kaun Hai?
Pappu:  Chipakali Ek Garib Magarmach Hai
Jisse bachpan Main “Born Vita” Wala Doodh
Nhi Mila, Jis Karad woh Kuposhan Ka Sikkar Ho Gya


SMS Category : Joke Of The Day


Happy Akshaya Tritiy…


Happy Akshaya Tritiya!

Aaj ka din hai bada hi pavan,
Kyoke aaj hai Akshaya Tritiya,
Aur is din ke sath Mata Lakshmi,
Aapko sukh santi aur samrudhhi de,
Happy Akshaya Tritiya!


SMS Category : Akshaya Tritiya Sms


Akshaya Tritiya 2018…


Akshaya Tritiya 2018

Sanskrit Word Akshaya means one that never diminishes.
May this day of Akshaya Tritiya bring you good luck and success which never diminishes.
Happy Akshaya Tritiya 2018


SMS Category : Akshaya Tritiya Sms


When things go wron…


When things go wrong...
wën sadness fills ur hrt...
wën tëars flow in ur eyës...always remembr 3 things
1---GOD
2---ur parënts
3---my sincëre prayërs.....GOD LUCK FRIEND


SMS Category : Good Luck Sms


With my1 Heart...2 e…


With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the best"...


SMS Category : Good Luck Sms


The candle of hope i…


The candle of hope is
The source of light for success in life
So don't loose it.
Failures try to blow it out
Guard it with both your hands.
All the Best!


SMS Category : Good Luck Sms


Love yourself firsta…


Love yourself first
and
everything else falls into line.
You really have to love yourself
to get anything done in this world.
Good Luck ..


SMS Category : Good Luck Sms


Don't take tensi…


Don't take tension, u'll get ur destination.
Don't make ur mind jam, due to exam.
Believe urself, GOD will help you to get success.
Wishing you best of luck my dear.......


SMS Category : Good Luck Sms


best Love song by a …


best Love song by a software engineer very funny must read -
kal jab mile the....
To dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
Your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+ del kar doonga...
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye....
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double click karo...
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke i don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space. Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho server down


SMS Category : Shayari Sms