Unknown call on a guys mobile. A girl speaks.
Girl: do u have a girlfriend?
Man: yes who r u?
Girl: your wife jaldi ghar aa
Another unknown call comes
Girl: do you have a girlfriend?
Man: no who r you?
Girl: your girlfriend you cheat
Man: sorry darling i thought u r my wife
Girl: teri wife hi hoon aaj tu bas ghar aa ja
top 10 diwali sms in hindi
On this Diwali festival, may you be blessed with
Hrithik's six pack body;
Salman's perennial youth;
Saif's eye for freshness;
Shah Rukh's sense of humour;
Aamir's dedication for excellence;
And Amitabh's continuous rising success!
Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vass ho,
Sankaton ka nash ho,
Har dil pe aapka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,
Wish you a very Happy Diwali!
Aai aai diwali aai,
Saath me kitni khushiyan layi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
Aap sabhi ko diwali ki badhai.
Amitabh - Mere Paas Rocket Hai,
Murga Bumb Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Shashi Kapoor -
Cute sms for Diwali
Diwali Ki Light
Karay Sab Ko Delight
Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
Dhoom Machao All Night
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside
With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
Troubles as light as Air,
Love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali