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Girl: So, how many t…


Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?

Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.

Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?

Man: No, I’m a barber.


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Doctor: "I'm sor…


Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."


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Employee : Sir I hav…


Employee : Sir I have not linked my salary account to Aadhar

but I still got the gas subsidy...

HR : That's not the gas subsidy dear....

it's your increment this year !!

Rs. 168.50/-


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Beta- Papa, aap jais…


Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi


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Baahubali ki hatya D…


Baahubali ki hatya Dekhkar Bhaybheet hua baalak, bola,
"chhuttiyon mein nahin jaoonga Maama ke ghar"!


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Bank mein 1 bhi rupa…


Bank mein 1 bhi rupaya jama nahin kiya.
Phir bhi Income Tax Department se notice aaya,
Likha tha,"Kuchh to Kama Besharm"!


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kuchh sabji vaale to…


kuchh sabji vaale to Gali mein aate hi chillae kar aavaaj
lagaate hai ki..."Hai koi Mai ka Laal jo Kharide Tamaatar Laal."


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Yamraaj: Eske karmon…


Yamraaj: Eske karmon ka hisaab batao
Chitragupt: achchhe karm hain.
Yamraaj: Swarg bhejo
Chittagupt: Lekin eska Aadhaar Card Link nahin hua.
Yamraaj: Narak mein bhejo esko


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Doctor: "I'm sor…


Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."


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What is the chemical…


What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.


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