Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

Check out this really funny jokes: https://short-funny.com/#ixzz5MNRoLRlN

Dukandar: Kaisa Suit Dhikavu.

 

Mahila : Padosan Tadap Tadap Ke Mar Jaye Aaisa

In a science class, 

3 worms were placed into 3 separate jars.

The first worm  was put into a jar of alcohol 

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke

The third worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol ---dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.

The 3rd worm in soil --- alive.!!

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment.?"

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.

"As long as you drink ALCOHOL and smoke, you won't have worms in your stomach".

CHEERS to Johnny 

Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?

Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.

Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?

Man: No, I’m a barber.

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

Employee : Sir I have not linked my salary account to Aadhar

but I still got the gas subsidy...

HR : That's not the gas subsidy dear....

it's your increment this year !!

Rs. 168.50/-

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi

Baahubali ki hatya Dekhkar Bhaybheet hua baalak, bola,
"chhuttiyon mein nahin jaoonga Maama ke ghar"!

Bank mein 1 bhi rupaya jama nahin kiya.
Phir bhi Income Tax Department se notice aaya,
Likha tha,"Kuchh to Kama Besharm"!

kuchh sabji vaale to Gali mein aate hi chillae kar aavaaj
lagaate hai ki..."Hai koi Mai ka Laal jo Kharide Tamaatar Laal."