Yaar galati se Jio sim se Port ka sms(messages) send ho gaya, to Mukesh ambaani neÂ
khud Phone kar poochha
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ab aur kya chaahiye tumko?(Company naam kar du kaya?)
Google, Microsoft, Reliance, Facebook, Whatsapp, Apple sabke maalik Ladke hain.
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aakhir ladkiyaan Exam itane marks lekar karati kya hain?Â
Aajkal ke Ladke Jo Din-Raat Facebook,
Whatsapp mai lage rahte hai Shaadi ke liye
Ladki Dekhne khud nahi jaate aur
apne Maa Paap ko bhej dete hai
Darte hai kahi Ladki ye na kah de
ki ye to meri Friend ka Boyfriend hai...
Aise na mujhe tum dekho...GST laga doonga.
Paise bhi chura lunga Tumase.., Tax bhi laga doonga..
Geetkaar: – Arun jetali
Sangeetkaar: – Modi Jee
A third world war may be coming and it’s starting from
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News Channel
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Be ready for World War III
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It will first happen in News Channel studio....
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Check out this really funny jokes:Â https://short-funny.com/#ixzz5MNRoLRlN
Dukandar: Kaisa Suit Dhikavu.
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Mahila : Padosan Tadap Tadap Ke Mar Jaye Aaisa
In a science class,Â
3 worms were placed into 3 separate jars.
The first worm  was put into a jar of alcoholÂ
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke
The third worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol ---dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.
The 3rd worm in soil --- alive.!!
So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment.?"
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.
"As long as you drink ALCOHOL and smoke, you won't have worms in your stomach".
CHEERS to JohnnyÂ
Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?
Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.
Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?
Man: No, I’m a barber.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."