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Once Alok Nath meets…


Once Alok Nath meets Sunny Leone and she finds Alok to be hot.
Sunny Leone: You can touch me anywhere baby
Alok Nath: (Touches her head and says) Jeeti raho beti


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Sunny leone : Mujhe …


Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!

1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..

2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..

3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..

4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..

5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..

6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..

7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai !!! Jo aap dhoond rahe hai wo nahi milega...


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Sunny leone say- Rag…


Sunny leone say- Ragni MMS-2 me main sabko Dara kar rakh dungi
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Santa say- Dar to madom aapki phle wali sabhi movie me bhi lgta tha
Sunny leone- wo kese
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Santa- ki kahi papa na a jaye!!!!


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Teacher asks student…


Teacher asks students about sounds made by animals

Teacher: dog
Student: bhow bhow

Teacher: cat
Student: meow

Teacher : lion
Student : aaah aaaaaaah……yeehh yeehhh…….commme oonnnn…ohhhh…..yessssss…..

Teacher: I said lion not ‘Leone’
Student: O teri


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SUNNY LEONE JOKES …


SUNNY LEONE JOKES

Sunny Leone Ne Tailor Ko Ek Rumaal De Ke Kaha,
“Meri 3 Dress Bana Dena.”
Abb Aap Tailor Ka Confidence Dekho…
“Madam, Baaki Kapde Ka Kya Karu?”


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When Bollywood stars…


When Bollywood stars Rajesh Khanna, Jagjit Singh and Dev Anand died… news channels played their videos as a sign of tribute to them.

I just wonder what will happen when Sunny Leone dies


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Sunny Leone arrives …


Sunny Leone arrives at a railway station in India for shooting a scene.

A beggar says, “Behanji 1 rupiya dedo” (Sister please give me one rupee). Sunny Leone happily gave him Rs 1000. Her secretary asks her,

“Why did you give him 1000 rupees?” Sunny says, “Pehli bar kisi ne behan kaha hai… dil bhavuk ho gaya.”

(First time someone has addressed me as a sister. Hence, I got emotional)


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Q) What is the simil…


Q) What is the similarity between Sunny Deol and Sunny Leone? Ans) They both shout a lot in their movies.

Q) If Sunny Leone gets married to Sunny Deol, what would be her name?

Ans) Sunny Deol!


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Sunny Leone comes to…


Sunny Leone comes to participate in Amitabh Bachchan‘s Kaun Banega Crorepati.

See the interaction between the host and the actress.

Amitabh: Which is your favourite round in KBC?

Sunny Leone: (thinks, thinks, thinks) Then says ‘Fastest Finger First.


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Once the famous supe…


Once the famous superstar Rajinikanth sent a non-veg joke to an innocent girl.

Now we know that girl as Sunny Leone.


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