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Biwi: Jo Aadmi …


Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Sharab Peekar Aaye Uske Liye Mere Mann Mein koi Hamdardi Nahi hai..!

Pati : Jisko Roj Sharab Mil jaye, Use tumhari Hamdardi Ki Jarurat bhi nahi hai.

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Sharabi ke antim sam…


Sharabi ke antim samay par bhagwan bole koi aakhiri khwahish…?
Sharabi- Prabhu,
Agli bar 3 liver laga k bhejna,
chahe to niche ki 2 goli kam kar dena!


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Galib se ek dost ne …


Galib se ek dost ne kaha:
Jo Shrab pite hai unki dua kbul nahi hoti
Galib ne jawab diya:
Jinhe Sharab mil gayi unhe dua ki jarurat nahi hoti


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Shrabi Road pe pada …


Shrabi Road pe pada tha
Police: Itni kyu pi rakhi hai,
Shrabi: Mazburi thi sir,
Police: Kya mazburi thi,
Shrabi: Bottle ka dhakkan gum ho gya tha.


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Sharabi - 1 Nepali S…


Sharabi - 1 Nepali Se- Tum American Ho?
Nepali- Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu
Sharabi - Nahi Tum Amrican Ho
Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu
Sharabi -  Nahi Tum Amrican Ho
Nepali(Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu
Sharabi - Lagte To Nepali Ho


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Wife drinking WHISKE…


Wife drinking WHISKEY,
Asked: Tum kaun ho?
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai.. Bhaisaab..!! 


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Tum Haseen Ho Gulab …


Tum Haseen Ho Gulab Jaisi Ho,
Bahut Nazuk Ho Khawab Jaisi Ho,
Dil ki dhadkan main aag lagati ho,
Hothon Se Lagakar Pee Jayoon Tumhe,
Sir Se Paanv Tak Sharab Jaisi Ho.


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Nasha hum karte hain…


Nasha hum karte hain,
ilzaam sharaab ko diya jaata hai,
magar ilzaam sharaab ka nahi unka hai,
jinka chehraa hume har jaam mein nazar aata hai.


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Mahek Whisky ki kabh…


Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti..
Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake,
To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti.


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Aashiqui 2 dekh ke p…


Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai
but
DARU nahi chhod sakta.. Piyo bhai piyo..


SMS Category : Sharabi Sms