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Teachr: Tum bade ho …


Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY “


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Santa: Achhi aur Bur…


Santa: Achhi aur Buri biwi mein kya farq hai?
Banta: Kya matlab? Biwiyaan achhi bhi hoti hai kya?


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Banta was in court c…


Banta was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.
The judge asked him, if he had anything to say in his defence.

“They should not put up such misleading notices,” said Banta.
“It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.”


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On a romantic day sa…


On a romantic day santa’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Santa : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.


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Santa was drawing mo…


Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.


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An Englishman and Sa…


An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.


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An astronomer was wa…


An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”


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Professor: Chemical …


Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Santa: BA

Professor: For sodium?
Santa: NA

Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Santa: BANANA


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Lawyer to sardar:gee…


Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Santa :Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p


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Interviewer: what is…


Interviewer: what is skeleton?
Santa :Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!


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