Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi khaat astat.

Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

Mother-in-laws runin a marathon.Wat wud u cal it..

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Race Saason ki!

Whats the Similarity between a Mango tree & a Chickoo tree......









Both don-t give Oranges..!!! 

Worst PJ Ever!
How will u differentiate between a Murga and Murgi......

Socho Socho

Ek patthar maro..
agar bhaga to murga aur agar bhaghi to murgi....

When we throw a ball in the air y does it come down....
No technical answers..

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coz no one is there up to catch the ball.. ;)

Wo SUBHA ka sakoon
wo PAANI ki thandak
wo SHAMPU ki botle
wo SILKI baal
wo DHULAY hue kapron ki khushbu
TUM kya jano?
Ye to sirf NAHANE wale jante hai...
 

Head cracking pj riddle..
Y do u wear ur left shoe last..









Ans-Cos wen u wear 1 shoe d othr 1 is left. ;)

Raja ko mili badi mushkil se rani
Wah..
Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani
New maggi cup mania
Just add garam pani and carry on jani..

What did baby corn ask mom corn..







Where is PopCorn..

PJ for math students!
If pj is poor joke; then wat is p+ij..


Ans: Complex Joke 

Y didnt u laugh on this joke..


Because Joke part is imaginary! haha