Educate a girl & she will educate four people in a home
while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?
We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.
Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Student: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..
Kyun ki yaha..
Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..
Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha
Means it makes a full Nirma detergent
Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma.
Sabki pasand nirma.
Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko
lalu ki akal,
mayawati ki shakl,
mulayam ki jawani,
kalaam ke baal aur
atal ki chal de..
Ab bhula k dekho.
Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C)
Politics, it seems to me,
for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with
right or left instead of right or wrong.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.