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Dekh liya Jio ke Fre…


Dekh liya Jio ke Free Offer ka kamaal, pahale hi varsh
mein 10th aur 12th ke 50% pratishat bachche Fail.


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Q- esa kaun sa state…


Q- esa kaun sa state hai jaha student ko
Top karte he jail me daal diya jata hai???
A-Bihar


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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek…


Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya

Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . .

Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya.........


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Machchhar Ka Bachcha…


Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda.

Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga?

Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,

Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the......
 


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A Boy Was Going With…


A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin


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Height of Good Luck …


Height of Good Luck ...!

Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
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.
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Student: Who? Me?

Teacher: Very Good, Sit down 


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Ek police Inspector …


Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

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Height of positive a…


Height of positive attitude:

On chat :-
Boy - i love u
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Girl - hahahahaha
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Boy to his friend - bhai, 5 baar ha boli


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If She’s not R…


If She’s not Replying, 
Try This.
Text Her : “Ek Baat Batau.?”
She : “Haan Batao..?”
Then Say, “Rehne Do.”
Count Her Messages Now....


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2 auratein ek aam ke…


2 auratein ek aam ke ped ke neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi…

Tabhi achanak ped se 1 Aam neeche gira!

Pehli Aurat: Abhi to pedo par Aam kachhe hote hain, To yeh aam kaise neeche gira!

Isse pehle ki dusri aurat kuchh bolti,
Aam khud hath jodkar bol pada:
“Pak gaya hoon behen ji main itni der se tum dono ki baatein sun sun kar!”


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