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How woman calls thei…


How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?


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Ladies hostel caught…


Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.


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In a Bar , They had …


In a Bar , They had a New Drink on the menu : Vodka HoMi !!!
Customer : What's this Drink? 
Bartender : It's a cocktail of Vodka mixed with Honey and Milk.
Customer : Why Honey ???
Bartender : Honey gives Energy 
Customer : What about Milk??? 
Bartender : Milk will give you strength 
Customer : So why Vodka?
Bartender : Vodka will give you Ideas about what to do with the Strength and Energy..!

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Mahila: Ek daant ni…


Mahila:
Ek daant nikalwana hai…
Par sirf 10 minute mein..
Koi anesthesia, behoshi, ya pain killer ki jaroorat nahin!
Thoda bahut dard hota hai, hone do…!
Par jaldi… Mujhe ek kitty party mein jana hai!!

Doctor: Kamaal hai, Gajab ki bahadur mahila hain aap.. ! Aaiye examine chair par let jayiye! Dikhayiye kaun sa daant hai!

Mahila (Apne Pati se): Jaao, let jaao… aur bata do kaun sa daant hai!!


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Question: Why do wom…


Question: Why do women live longer than men?

Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks,
but paying the bills does!


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World’s smalle…


World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you


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In a practical Exam …


In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Santa: I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Santa: You see my legs, and tell me.


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Interviewee; Wh…


Interviewee; What is your date of birth?
Santa;nov 28.
Interviewer; which year?
Santa; abey ullu everyyear.


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Wife: Please bike ta…


Wife: Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.


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Boy: BUS aur LARKI …


Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….


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