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After completion of …

After completion of my B.Tech from a recognised college I Got a decent job in MNC as a Engineer.

Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged marriage system of India. After meeting, the girl rejected me upfront because she didn't like my Job.  I was furious and told her " Just wait and see after 5 years where this job is going to take me. You will be sorry". Of course, I moved on and got married to another girl a year later.

After 5 years,
I saw the same beautiful lady at a traffic signal with her husband in a brand new Audi. And I was trying to kick start my Activa because the battery start was not working. She looks out of the car and  briefly looks at me but without any hint of recognition due to helmet, and moves her eyes away!

At that moment, after driving a two wheeler for over 5 years, first time in my life I realized the value of a helmet.

So always wear a helmet in your own safety!

Issued in the public interest by a sincere Engineer

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Ajj Pappu Ne Poora S…

Ajj Pappu Ne Poora School Hila Dala,
Teacher: – Chipakali Kaun Hai?
Pappu:  Chipakali Ek Garib Magarmach Hai
Jisse bachpan Main “Born Vita” Wala Doodh
Nhi Mila, Jis Karad woh Kuposhan Ka Sikkar Ho Gya

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How woman calls thei…

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Ladies hostel caught…

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

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In a Bar , They had …

In a Bar , They had a New Drink on the menu : Vodka HoMi !!!
Customer : What's this Drink? 
Bartender : It's a cocktail of Vodka mixed with Honey and Milk.
Customer : Why Honey ???
Bartender : Honey gives Energy 
Customer : What about Milk??? 
Bartender : Milk will give you strength 
Customer : So why Vodka?
Bartender : Vodka will give you Ideas about what to do with the Strength and Energy..!

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Mahila: Ek daant ni…

Ek daant nikalwana hai…
Par sirf 10 minute mein..
Koi anesthesia, behoshi, ya pain killer ki jaroorat nahin!
Thoda bahut dard hota hai, hone do…!
Par jaldi… Mujhe ek kitty party mein jana hai!!

Doctor: Kamaal hai, Gajab ki bahadur mahila hain aap.. ! Aaiye examine chair par let jayiye! Dikhayiye kaun sa daant hai!

Mahila (Apne Pati se): Jaao, let jaao… aur bata do kaun sa daant hai!!

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Question: Why do wom…

Question: Why do women live longer than men?

Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks,
but paying the bills does!

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World’s smalle…

World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you

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In a practical Exam …

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Santa: I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Santa: You see my legs, and tell me.

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Interviewee; Wh…

Interviewee; What is your date of birth?
Santa;nov 28.
Interviewer; which year?
Santa; abey ullu everyyear.

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