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Have a horrible day …


Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…


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We will now upgrade …


We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait….
Searching….
searching…
still searching….
Sorry,
NO BRAIN found…!


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Taste this SMS Did …


Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!


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Press down if you th…


Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P


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Your network tariff …


Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!


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Your Ex-GirlFriend A…


Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
.

It is Like..
.
.
A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!


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Solid Bezzati Boy t…


Solid Bezzati
Boy to Slim Girl:
Apni Body to Dekho Jese Haddiya hi Haddiya ho..
Girl: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Rahi Hu ke
Mere Paas Kutta Kyu khada hain. 


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What is self insult …


What is self insult ..
An angry boss:
Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ..
Pappu (sar jhuka ke): Nahi sar!
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot..
Meri taraf Dekho..!!


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Classic Insult A Gi…


Classic Insult
A Girl Singing in Bus.
Boy: Why can’t you sing in radio?
GirL: am i singing that much better?
Boy: NOT like that we can off the radio so.


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Ur a “flower&r…


Ur a “flower” in english

In sanskrit “pushp”

In arabi “zuhra”

In urdu “gul”

Don’t b so happy,  b’coz
in hindi ur a
“FOOL”


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