Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
We will now upgrade your brain,
NO BRAIN found…!
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
It is Like..
A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!
Boy to Slim Girl:
Apni Body to Dekho Jese Haddiya hi Haddiya ho..
Girl: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Rahi Hu ke
Mere Paas Kutta Kyu khada hain.
What is self insult ..
An angry boss:
Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ..
Pappu (sar jhuka ke): Nahi sar!
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot..
Meri taraf Dekho..!!
A Girl Singing in Bus.
Boy: Why can’t you sing in radio?
GirL: am i singing that much better?
Boy: NOT like that we can off the radio so.
Ur a “flower” in english
In sanskrit “pushp”
In arabi “zuhra”
In urdu “gul”
Don’t b so happy, b’coz
in hindi ur a