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Jis waqt khuda ne tu…


Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…


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No visits… …


No visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..

I’m worried…

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?


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Dil nay kaha chalo S…


Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha”DIL TOU PAGAL HAI”
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
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Wo konsa “Normal” hai.


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Arz kiya hai. agar …


Arz kiya hai.
agar aapki shakal gadhe se milti hai,
agar aapki shakal gadhe se milti hai,
to isme gadhe ki kya galti hai.


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Apki ‘smile&rs…


Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya


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There is a good news…


There is a good news for u.
U r going to usa soon.
Some scientist will take you there.
Because they want to test that how can you live without your brain.


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Butterflies don&rsqu…


Butterflies don’t know what colour their wings are.
But human eyes know how beautiful it is.
Likewise you don’t know your quality
but I know ki tu kitna kamina hai re….


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Respected, Internat…


Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”
Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..


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Apki chal mor jaisi,…


Apki chal mor jaisi,
awaaz koyal jaisi,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
kitna acha hota ki do teen quality insano ki hoti.


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Amiri ke khwab Dekhn…


Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!


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