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You can’t stop lau…


You can’t stop laughing.

Wife: Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge.
Husband: Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi!


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Aadmi keval 2 prakar…


Aadmi keval 2 prakar ke hote hai

ek to jinda

aur

dusare

Shadishuda


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Wo kya sahegi pyar k…


Wo kya sahegi pyar ke dard ko.
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Kal activa se giri, ab tak ro rahi hai..


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Example of self insu…


Example of self insult,

Boss (In Angry mood):
Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??

Boy (Nazre jhuka ke): Nahi,

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho,
Upar meri taraf dekho.


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Child: Mummy why Gan…


Child: Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?
Mummy: Because he spoke only truth.
Child: Now I understand why ladies have long hair….
Moral:- Remains the same.


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Maine 1 din Mandir k…


Maine 1 din Mandir ki Daan Peti mein
1 rupaya daal kar 1 achha dost manga..
Tab Bhagwan ne Muje tum se milaya aur kaha:
1 rupaye mein AISA hi milega.


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Dil ne kaha dosto ko…


Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,
Mobile uthaaya,
phir socha rahne de
DIL TO PAAGAL HAI

Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya hua,
Dost kaun se normal hai ..!!


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Iss dharti se lekar …


Iss dharti se lekar uss amber tak..
Do hi cheez gazab ki hai..

Ek mera bholapan.. ek tera kaminapan. 


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Agar english aati ha…


Agar english aati hai to..
Fast padhkar dikaho

My
A My
They My
They They My
A My They na My
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Hahahaha..
Chhutta nahi hain maaf karo..!!!
Aage jao.


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Wife: I hate that be…


Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why ?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook!!!


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