She:- Kya Karte ho?
Me:- Bahut bde college me Logo ka admission krwata hu.
She:- Kounsi College?
Me:- IIN. Recharge ki dukan h apni
Girl :- kaha se ho aap???
Boy :- i m from IIN.
Question during bank officers interview : What are mutual funds ?
Candidate : Sir, Mutual funds are subject to market risks .Read the offer documents carefully before investing ...
Interviewer (with shoe in his hand) : Bahar nikal saale ... IIN waala hai Naa tu.....
A boy jumps in swimming pool n start to drown..
Lifeguard jumps n saves his life…
Lifeguard – y u jumped, when u didn’t know how to swimming?
Boy – I was trying to learn swimming…
Lifeguard – without a swimming trainer???
Boy – yes, I am from IIN…
Lifeguard – oh my god!!!
During a heart transplant.
Nurse: What happened?
D: My mobile network is gone.
D: I don't know what to do next
N: Why Sir?
D: Coz I am from IIN.
This is deadly
Sardar was driving car very fast. Trafic police caught him.
Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving. Police-without Teacher?
Sardar-ya,i m from IIN...