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Shuddh Hindi me madh…


Shuddh Hindi me madhur rasili pati ke liye -
Naasta banana,
Bartan saaf karna
Ghar ki safai karna
Kapre dhona
Ese sabhi kaam agar koi estri jaldi jaldi
shantipurwak kare to use kaamwali kahte H
aur ye sabhi kaam koi estri bhayankar krodh
me aur barbarate hue kare to use Gharwali kahte H


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Husband & wife a…


Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.


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A successful marriag…


A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

&

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!


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Wife:What is 10 year…


Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second


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Difference between H…


Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!


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Some people ask the …


Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

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She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.


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Husband texts to wif…


Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

..................

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!


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Ek Diwaar par likha …


Ek Diwaar par likha huya tha,

‘Life Is Very Beautiful’.

Kisi ne uske niche.. ek line aur add Kar di:

Terms & Conditions Of Your Wife Apply..!!!!


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Wife:- I will die. …


Wife:- I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:- why will you die?
Husband:- because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:


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A boy came running i…


A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad (Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!


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