Funny Sms,funny sms in hindi,funny sms in marathi,funny sms messages,a funny sms joke,funny sms collection,funny sms dhamaka,funny sms for whatsapp,arz kiya hai funny sms,i love you funny sms,funny sms jock in hindi,shaadi ke funny sms,funny sms non veg,hot n funny sms,funny sms questions,funny shayari in hindi,funny sms 140 characters,top 10 funny sms jokes

Shaadi dot com chats…


Shaadi dot com chats
Boy – khana bana leti ho
Girl – nahi
Boy – aur kuch bana leti ho?
Girl – haan selfie lete time mu bana leti hu!! 


SMS Category : Funny Sms


A Fine is a Tax for …


A Fine is a Tax for doing Wrong.

&

A Tax is a Fine for doing Well.

Happy financial year ending


SMS Category : Funny Sms


Maa: Tu Apne Baal Ky…


Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nahi Katwata ??

Pappu: Yo Mom It’s Fashion

Maa: Woh To Thik He Par… Log Teri Behen K Liye
rishte leke Aate Hai aur Tujhe Pasand Kar Jate hai…!


SMS Category : Funny Sms


Ek Ladki nayi nayi E…


Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rahi thi
Ladki: jaanu .. please apple my new number.
Ladka: confused and ask.. what??
Ladki: mera number apple karlo na jaldi..
Ladka: are par apple to seb hota he.
Ladki: mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh
rahi hu k mera number phone me seb karlo.
Ladka behosh …
Coaching institute: IIN 


SMS Category : Funny Sms


Me: Darr lag raha ha…


Me: Darr lag raha hai, kuch nahi aa raha
Friend: Yeh le Mountain Dew pee
Me *drinks 2 bottles*
Friend: Ab kuch aaya?
Me: Haan susu!!


SMS Category : Funny Sms


BF: Accident me pair…


BF: Accident me pair toot gaya..

GF: Aaj ka din hi kharab hai,
Mera bhi naakhoon toot gaya,
Itni Mushkil se bada kiya tha..??

Girls r Mad..


SMS Category : Funny Sms


Nobody teachesVolcan…


Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.


SMS Category : Funny Sms


impact of Movies: T…


impact of Movies:

 

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!


SMS Category : Funny Sms


Teacher : What do yo…


Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.


SMS Category : Funny Sms


I just feel u....Whe…


I just feel u....

Whenever I feel u....
I just miss u .....
Whenever i miss u ....
I just wanna See u ....
Do u know why.......

It's juts because ............


SMS Category : Funny Sms