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Very Beautiful Momen…


Very Beautiful Moment?
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When you are sleeping and your mom comes and put blanket on you…!!


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Couple date par tha,…


Couple date par tha,
Dad ne dekh liya!!

Dad ne call kya: beta kaha ho?
Beta: Paper dene aaya hu.
Dad: Zara dhyan se.. es paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga.


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Cute LoveAfter hitti…


Cute Love
After hitting sister
brother says..
a person only beats whom he actually luvs..!!

Sis slaps him twice n says..
do u think i love u lesser! 


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REAL LOVE:Garmi mein…


REAL LOVE:
Garmi mein boy ne jab Pasina GF ke duptte se pocha to wo boli:
Dupta Ganda na kro,

Aur
Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se poncha to Maa boli:
Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu.


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An illiterate father…


An illiterate father with his educated son went on a camping trip..
They setup their tent & fell asleep.
Some hours later, … Father wakes his son & asks: Look up to the sky & tell me what u see,?
Son: I see millions of stars.
Father: And what does that tel u.?
Son: Astronomically,it tells there r millions of galaxies & planets.
Father slaps the son hard & says: Idiot ‘some one has stolen our tent
Moral : Education ruins our commonsense.


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Very Beautiful Momen…


Very Beautiful Moment?
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When you are sleeping and your mom comes and put blanket on you…!!


SMS Category : Family Sms


Commerce professor a…


Commerce professor asks, the students:
What is the most important law of finance for starting business..?

Freaky Replied:
Father-in-Law..!!


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DIARY OF A BABY15th …


DIARY OF A BABY

15th June: I got attached with ovary
17th June: Em a tissue now
30th July: Mom said to Dad, you are going to be a Father

MOM & DAD were very Happy !

15th Sept: I can feel my heartbeat
14th Oct: I’ve little hands, legs, head & stomach
13th Nov: Today, I was in a Ultra Scan, WoW! em a Girl
14th Nov: I was DEAD

My Parents killed me because, I was a girl..!

-People love to have a Mother, Wife & ofcourse a Girlfriend too! Than why not a Daughter?
-Think about it, Spread the awareness among those who are less educated, a life is life, no matter what !

From Human Being to Being Human


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Girl: Im having hear…


Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.

After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..

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Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai


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A little kid walks i…


A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”

The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”


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