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Girlfriend to Boyfri…


Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am Pregnant..

Boyfrned: Are u Sure, Ye mera BacchaHai.
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Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli:
Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise Chalega..???


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World’s most roman…


World’s most romantic line ever
said by a girl to her boyfriend:

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Achchha Baba.. Karlo!


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1 Girl to Another: K…


1 Girl to Another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi..
chakku se mar raha tha!!!

2nd Girl: Tu dar mat
agar sapne sach hote to me
roz subah pregnant hoti..!!


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Boy: Mummy uska naam…


Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘Jasmine’ kyoo hai?
Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar!!


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World’s shortest j…


World’s shortest joke:-

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Papa, kasam se..
Deewar pe shampoo gira tha!!


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Feeling bored?Wonder…


Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.


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Aaj kal ki muhabbat …


Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho..
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Band car ko b hila deti hai..!!


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1 Lady Travel Agent …


1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi,
Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao,
Travel Agent:

50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, &
25 Thousand Me 1 Country

Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?
Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai..
Lekin Usmein Husband Hamari Company Ka Hoga..!!


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Aunty: Are Beta..Kit…


Aunty: Are Beta..
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!
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Ladka: Aree Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha? 


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Ek Aisi Cheez Bataa …


Ek Aisi Cheez Bataa jo hai toh teri,
lekin Hamesha Dusre Lete Hain?
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Abe… Tera NAAM Yaar!!!!


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