SANTA: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA: Phone karte waqt.

1 bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola: mobile he kya?

Nurse: karega kya

Bacha: kuch nahi god ko call karna he. ki mai pohoch gaya

It is Your deed…
That makes us feel proud…
It’s great to have a doctor in the family ….
Wish you a very
Happy Doctor’s Day !!!

May all your days be….
As wonderful as…
You Have made
all of mine !
Happy Doctor’s Day !!!

Maine ek Dr. se puchha…
“Bacche itne shararti kyu hote hai”
Fantastic jawab mila:-
Jo cheez banti hi shararat se hai wo sharif kaise ho sakti hai...

Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo
Nurse: Blood Group bolo
Pappu: Koi bhi chalega
Nurse: Kaise chalega!
Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna

Doctor: I am sorry.
Opration ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Santa: Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye.. naya le le.. 

Aap ko kya bimari hai?
Mariz: pehle aap waada kare ke hasse ge nahi.
Dr.: G promise
Mariz ne lulli nikaali jo machis ki teeli jitni thi.
Dr. ki hassi nikal gai.
Mariz: Aap ne na hassne ka waada kia tha.
Dr.: Ok serious.. Ab masla batao?
Mariz: Dr. sahb, ye sooj gai hai.
Dr: Hahahaha Hahahahaha o teri phen di.. 

SANTA: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA: Phone karte waqt.

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”