system of love
2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove
battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim
card & say “govinda govinda”
how r febuary and march.
April is not bad.
Tell may, june and july dat august,
september and octorber
got accident in november.
0 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1. save time.
2. can sleep well.
3. Don”t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4. Don”t hav to worry abt how u look..
5. Can eat in any restaurant..
6. No boring sms in the middle of night..
7. Can talk with all gals..
8. U won”t hear “aaw.. U r dull today.
9. Can go anywhere with any one..
10. Don”t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
5 great people:
1. Gandi Ji, woh to ab rahe nahi
2. Sharukh, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3. Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
REMMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY
press 0 for help
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me
If 2day is world STEALING DAY
wat wud u steal frm me???
Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds,
u”ll get surprising
answers…. ans me first!!! plz….
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
the sky is falling down,
the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another is life.
don’t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.