1 day as I came home early from work,
I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy,
Hey buddy, why are you doing that?
He said, ‘Because you came home early.’
Its been a rough day.
I got up this morning,
put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
he was asked what he was doing & he answered – waitng 4 autumn.
Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor”s fee? An sms when u r free.
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right and in
right part nothing is left.
m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving
thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour
to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a
lifetime to forget someone
What is the diff between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it
as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a
warm hug and they both melted in each others arms…
sum ppl say happiness is lyf.
others say it”s freedom.
& sum say it”s money…
but happiness 4me is just having
da opportunity 2know u!!