A Typical Student Grabbed a coin,
flipped it in d air n said:
Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,
If it Stands Still on d edge
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Thats why boys go to college regularly….
Sir: bacho dunia m har bat k 2 matlab niklte hai
Girl: masterji nikal k dikhaiye.
Sir: Baith ja kudie,
teri baat k b do matlab nikalte hai
Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off…!
STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE”
Student rocks….! B-)
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,”Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.
Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue?
Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main.
Teacher: Spelling bataao.
Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai,
main GOA main paida hua tha!!
Teacher: You Just Got 5 Marks
And Still You Are Laughing.
Student: I Am Wondering How I Got 5 Marks Even…
I Wrote Song Lyrics.
Teacher: If You Have 10 Rs & You Ask For 10 Rs from Your Dad ..
How Much In Total You Have??
Student: Rs 10
Teacher: You idiot You Fool
You Don’t Know Maths
Student: I Know Maths Mam But You Don’t Know My Dad
Principle to Students:
U people must sleep atleast 7 hrs a day..
Student: Impossible Sir!!!
School is only for 6 hrs
Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha.
Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG.
Teacher: Aur doosra….
Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga.
Langda thodi tha woh.