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A Typical Student Gr…


A Typical Student Grabbed a coin,
flipped it in d air n said:
Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,

If it Stands Still on d edge

I”LL Study…


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Do U know the fullfo…


Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….


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Sir: bacho dunia m h…


Sir: bacho dunia m har bat k 2 matlab niklte hai

Girl: masterji nikal k dikhaiye.

Sir: Baith ja kudie,
teri baat k b do matlab nikalte hai


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Principal : I tried …


Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off…!
STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE”
Principal shock…!
Student rocks….! B-)


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A history teacher an…


A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,”Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.


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Teacher: Tum kahaan …


Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue?
Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main.
Teacher: Spelling bataao.
Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai,
main GOA main paida hua tha!!


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Teacher: You Just Go…


Teacher: You Just Got 5 Marks
And Still You Are Laughing.
Student: I Am Wondering How I Got 5 Marks Even…
I Wrote Song Lyrics.


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Teacher: If You Have…


Teacher: If You Have 10 Rs & You Ask For 10 Rs from Your Dad ..
How Much In Total You Have??

Student: Rs 10

Teacher: You idiot You Fool
You Don’t Know Maths
Student: I Know Maths Mam But You Don’t Know My Dad


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Principle to Student…


Principle to Students:
U people must sleep atleast 7 hrs a day..
Student: Impossible Sir!!!
School is only for 6 hrs


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Teacher: Chand par p…


Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha.
Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG.
Teacher: Aur doosra….
Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga.
Langda thodi tha woh.


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