Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri.
Chetan Bhagat: What's the opposite of IIT?
Alia: U UCoffee.
Deepika: Will you come to see my Chennai Express?
Alia: No! IRCTC site is not working.
ATM Bandra is Jammed not in working condition..
Bcoz Aalia Bhatt put hair pin in machine when it said,
"Enter ur PIN".
Alia read in new paper
Police caught 80kg Heroine
Alia : Shit yaar, Sonakshi pakkdi gayi!!!
When Alia Bhatt forgot her facebook password
she tried searching it on google.
Museum Administrator : That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken...
Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was new one.
Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening
on the computer
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Alia bhatt: What is the name of car?
Pooja: I fogot the name, but is stats with 'T'
Alia: Oh,what a stange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know stat with petrol.
Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Dont worry, I have one more
Media : Where were you born?
Alia bhatt : India..
Media : Which part?
Alia bhatt : 'What which part'? Whole body was born in India