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Alia Bhatt is so dum…


Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri.
Chetan Bhagat: What's the opposite of IIT?
Alia: U UCoffee.


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Deepika: Will you co…


Deepika: Will you come to see my Chennai Express?
Alia: No! IRCTC site is not working.


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Breaking News ATM…


Breaking News

ATM Bandra is Jammed not in working condition..

Bcoz Aalia Bhatt put hair pin in machine when it said,

"Enter ur PIN".


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Alia read in new pap…


Alia read in new paper

Police caught 80kg Heroine

Alia : Shit yaar, Sonakshi pakkdi gayi!!!


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When Alia Bhatt forg…


When Alia Bhatt forgot her facebook password
she tried searching it on google.


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Museum Administrator…


Museum Administrator : That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken...
Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was new one.


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Alia joined new job.…


Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening
on the computer
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


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Alia bhatt: What is …


Alia bhatt: What is the name of car?
Pooja: I fogot the name, but is stats with 'T'
Alia: Oh,what a stange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know stat with petrol.


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Alia and Pooja were …


Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Dont worry, I have one more


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Media : Where were y…


Media : Where were you born?
Alia bhatt : India..
Media : Which part?
Alia bhatt : 'What which part'? Whole body was born in India


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