Pot kas bharav yachi…


Pot kas bharav yachi chinta sarli ki....

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Pot kas kami karav yachi chinta suru hote....


SMS Category : Aajcha Suvichar


Sairat Archi ukhana …


Sairat Archi ukhana special

Eka lagnat navari ne ghetalela ukhana

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Ambychy zadala lagli hoti mirchi..

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Tu maza parshya ani mi tuzi aarchi........


SMS Category : Sairat Jokes


Kal bus madhe ekila …


Kal bus madhe ekila vicharal

kuth utarayach????

Lagali ki rao yedygat karayala...

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Ethun thet pudhcy stop la utarnar hay mi...

Ekticha utarnar hay ha mi............


SMS Category : Sairat Jokes


Hindi bai : Pyare be…


Hindi bai : Pyare beta so ja...

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Marathi bai : Sonu dada zop lavkar...

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Khandeshi bai : Tule aai marimay khayzo...

Fekas ka to mobile ani pad na aada kutraa...


SMS Category : khandeshi Jokes


Gabbar : Kare o.. sa…


Gabbar : Kare o.. sambha...

yaa koin lok shetas re...jya whatsapp var messege nahi kartas...

Sambha: Sardar ya bhyan khatarnak lok shetas..

Jya miss call mara nantar bhi balance check kartas..

ha haa...


SMS Category : khandeshi Jokes


Ek mulge rastyane ch…


Ek mulge rastyane chalali aste magun 2 mule yetat ani
1 la- tuz naav kay?
2 ra-tu kuthe chalali?
ti doghana ek ch uttar dete "SHEELA"


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


Ekda ek dukkar che p…


Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi khaat astat.

Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"


SMS Category : Poor Jokes


Jevha tula aagdi ekt…


Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain.


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


Kundlit “Shani”…


Kundlit “Shani”,

Man Madhi “Money”,

Aani aamchyasi “Dushmani” he… 3 Khoopch haani kaarak aahe…


SMS Category : Whatsapp Status


Karm, mahnoon mahtwa…


Karm, mahnoon mahtwache aahe,

karan “Dharm” karun devann javadne mangalya padte,

pan karm karun devayla swat:ch dene padte…


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