What is the chemical…


What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.


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SANTA: Doctor help m…


SANTA: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA: Phone karte waqt.


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Maine ek Dr. se puch…


Maine ek Dr. se puchha…
“Bacche itne shararti kyu hote hai”
Fantastic jawab mila:-
Jo cheez banti hi shararat se hai wo sharif kaise ho sakti hai...


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Pappu: Sister mujhe …


Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo
Nurse: Blood Group bolo
Pappu: Koi bhi chalega
Nurse: Kaise chalega!
Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna


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Doctor: I am sorry.O…


Doctor: I am sorry.
Opration ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Santa: Abey, pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye.. naya le le.. 


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Aap ko kya bimari ha…


Aap ko kya bimari hai?
Mariz: pehle aap waada kare ke hasse ge nahi.
Dr.: G promise
Mariz ne lulli nikaali jo machis ki teeli jitni thi.
Dr. ki hassi nikal gai.
Mariz: Aap ne na hassne ka waada kia tha.
Dr.: Ok serious.. Ab masla batao?
Mariz: Dr. sahb, ye sooj gai hai.
Dr: Hahahaha Hahahahaha o teri phen di.. 


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Ladka in very Romant…


Ladka in very Romantic Mood: Daddy mummy nahin hai ghar pe,
aa jao kuchh to karenge milake..
Ladki: tu rahane de kameene,
aise hi ek baar bula ke baratan dhulavaaya tha mujhase!!


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Pappu - Main to 8-10…


Pappu - Main to 8-10 saalon se cashless transaction
kar raha hu...Dukaandar use use udhaari-udhaari bolate hain...


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Tu Instagram ki Raan…


Tu Instagram ki Raani
main Facebook ka Raaja
baat karani hai to
Whatsapp pe aaja !!


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Mai to chahta hu ki …


Mai to chahta hu ki Govt. mere WhatsApp msgs ko pade
aur unko hamri Problem ka pata chale ki kese hum Girlfriend ko impress kese kate hai?
Dosto se rupye udhar lekar
unko Dominos, Mac D, KFC, PVR le jate hai,
Bus se chale wale ladke Girlfriend ko Taxi me le jate hai, Kaya pata Govt. Love subsidiary jari kar de.....


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