Dekh liya Jio ke Fre…


Dekh liya Jio ke Free Offer ka kamaal, pahale hi varsh
mein 10th aur 12th ke 50% pratishat bachche Fail.


SMS Category : Jokes Sms


Q- esa kaun sa state…


Q- esa kaun sa state hai jaha student ko
Top karte he jail me daal diya jata hai???
A-Bihar


SMS Category : Jokes Sms


Bank mein 1 bhi rupa…


Bank mein 1 bhi rupaya jama nahin kiya.
Phir bhi Income Tax Department se notice aaya,
Likha tha,"Kuchh to Kama Besharm"!


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


kuchh sabji vaale to…


kuchh sabji vaale to Gali mein aate hi chillae kar aavaaj
lagaate hai ki..."Hai koi Mai ka Laal jo Kharide Tamaatar Laal."


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


Yamraaj: Eske karmon…


Yamraaj: Eske karmon ka hisaab batao
Chitragupt: achchhe karm hain.
Yamraaj: Swarg bhejo
Chittagupt: Lekin eska Aadhaar Card Link nahin hua.
Yamraaj: Narak mein bhejo esko


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


Tere Waade Pe Hum Ne…


Tere Waade Pe Hum Ne Bharosa Kiya...
Kuchh To Ulfat Ka Tum Bhi Haq Nibhaaya Karo..
Hum Bhi Hamraaz Hain Tum Bhi Hamraaz Ho.......
Dil Ki Baat Humse Na Chhupaaya Karo...!!


SMS Category : Romantic Sms


Bina Khwab K Bhi Koi…


Bina Khwab K Bhi Koi So Paya Hai,
Bina Yadon K Bhi Koi Reh Paya Hai,
Pyar Apka Dhadkan Hai is Dil Ki,
Bhala Dil Bhi Kabhi Bina Dhadkan K Reh Paya Hai.


SMS Category : Romantic Sms


Khushboo ki tarah aa…


Khushboo ki tarah aapke pass bikhar jayenge,
Sukun banker dil me utar jayenge,
Mehsus karne ki koshish toh kijiye,
Dur hote hue bhi hum pass nazar aayenge...


SMS Category : Romantic Sms


Aaj Mujhe Ek Gunaah …


Aaj Mujhe Ek Gunaah Karne Do,
Mujhe Tum Apne AapMein Khone Do,
Apne Aapko Meri Aagosh Mein Karke,
Mujhe Pariyo Ke Des Mein Khone Do,
Apni Chudiyon Ki Khan Khan Se
Mere Kaanon Mein Ras Gholne Do...


SMS Category : Romantic Sms


Samosha said to Aalo…


Samosha said to Aaloo : Jab main Fry hota hoon to Tumhe Cover kar ke Garam Oil se Bacha leta hoon coz I love you…
Aaloo said : Jab log Tumhe Fry hone ke Fauran baad khate hain to main unka muh jala deti hoon coz I love you too…


SMS Category : Romantic Sms