Masoom Mohabat ka ba…


Masoom Mohabat ka bas itna sa fasana hai,
Kaghaz ki KASHTY 
aur barish ka zamana hai,
Kya shart-e-mohabat, Kya shart-e-zamana hai,
Uss par utarne ki umeed bohat kam hai,
Kashti bhi purani aur toofan ko bhi ana hai,
...Samjhe ya na samjhe woh andaaz mohabat ke,
Aik shaks ko ankhon se aik shair sunana hai,
Bholi si ada aaj phir ishq ki zad main hai,
Phir aag ka darya hai aur doob ke jana hai. 


SMS Category : Sawan SMS


Sawan ke mausam mein…


Sawan ke mausam mein hawa jab behti hai
baarish ki bundo ke sang milkar kuch kehti hai
Gunjta hai fiza mein pyaar ka ehsaas 
bundo mein nazar aata hai chehra woh khaas
Bheegte hain ehsaas kuch hasin sapno ke sath 
har pyaar bhare dil ko rehta hai sawan ka intezar.


SMS Category : Sawan SMS


Mandir ki Ghanti, Aa…


Mandir ki Ghanti, Aarti ki Thali,

Nadi ke Kinare Suraj ki Lali,

Zindagi laye Khushi ki Bahar,

Mubarak ho aapko Sawan ka “Somwaar”.


SMS Category : Sawan SMS


Besan ki roti, Nemu …


Besan ki roti, Nemu ka achaar,

Doston ki khushi, Apnon ka pyar,

Sawan ki rain, Kisi ka intezar,

Mubark ho aapko,

Shiv Saavan Somvaar!


SMS Category : Sawan SMS


Shiv ki mahima apram…


Shiv ki mahima aprampar!

Shiiv karte sabka udhar,

Unki kripa ham sab par sada bani rahe,

Aur bhole shankar hamare jivan me khushi hi khushi bhar de.

Om Namah Shivaay!


SMS Category : Sawan SMS


Dukandar: Kaisa Suit…


Dukandar: Kaisa Suit Dhikavu.

 

Mahila : Padosan Tadap Tadap Ke Mar Jaye Aaisa


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


Nursery CLASS ka bac…


Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
Mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side ke Larke Se Bola-
Dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai


SMS Category : Funny Sms


Beta- Papa, aap jais…


Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi


SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes


After completion of …


After completion of my B.Tech from a recognised college I Got a decent job in MNC as a Engineer.

Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged marriage system of India. After meeting, the girl rejected me upfront because she didn't like my Job.  I was furious and told her " Just wait and see after 5 years where this job is going to take me. You will be sorry". Of course, I moved on and got married to another girl a year later.

After 5 years,
I saw the same beautiful lady at a traffic signal with her husband in a brand new Audi. And I was trying to kick start my Activa because the battery start was not working. She looks out of the car and  briefly looks at me but without any hint of recognition due to helmet, and moves her eyes away!

At that moment, after driving a two wheeler for over 5 years, first time in my life I realized the value of a helmet.

So always wear a helmet in your own safety!

Issued in the public interest by a sincere Engineer


SMS Category : Joke Of The Day


Ajj Pappu Ne Poora S…


Ajj Pappu Ne Poora School Hila Dala,
Teacher: – Chipakali Kaun Hai?
Pappu:  Chipakali Ek Garib Magarmach Hai
Jisse bachpan Main “Born Vita” Wala Doodh
Nhi Mila, Jis Karad woh Kuposhan Ka Sikkar Ho Gya


SMS Category : Joke Of The Day