Santa ka Internet HO…


Santa ka Internet HOTSPOT baar baar colony ke ladke hike kar rahe the
Santa jese internet chalu karta bahut sare ladke uska wifi internet use karne lag jate
en sab se paresaan hokar 1 din Santa ne apne HOTSPOT ka naam rakh diya-

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"Le Bhikhari Le"


SMS Category : Santa Banta Sms


Girlfriend ghar me a…


Girlfriend ghar me akeli thi
Usne WhatsApp karke Boyfriend ko bulaya
BF ne dekha Gf ne 1 Belt ghutne par bandh rakha hai
BF- oye ye belt kamar ke badle ghutne par kyo bandha hai...
GF-Janu mummy ne ghar se bhahar jate samay promise Diya-
"Mai kisi ko apne belt ke neeche chune nahi dungi"


SMS Category : Double Meaning Sms


Mumbai local train m…


Mumbai local train mein roz haath oopar karake khada hota tha Yuvak,

2 saal mein 4 inch badh gai height.


uske parents aur sab se jada uski Girlfriend Bahut Khush hai.


SMS Category : Double Meaning Sms


1 aurat ke 14 bachch…


1 aurat ke 14 bachche the!
1 roj usaka chhota beta dhool, mitti, kichad se 
is kadar lithada hua ghar aaya ki, 
vo bigad kar boli kamine tujhe dhone-ponchhane se to,
naya paida kar lena jyaada aasaan hai!


SMS Category : Funny Sms


Me : I Love You She…


Me : I Love You

 

She : #metoo.

 

Ab Ha samju ya na 


SMS Category : #metoo


Ek Sunny Leon Hai Ji…


Ek Sunny Leon Hai Jisne Kisi Ke aarop Nahi Kiya...

 

Aur ek Imran Hasmi JiPe Kisi Ne Aarop Nahi Kiye...

 

Sanskar Or Kya?

 

#metoo


SMS Category : #metoo


Sanjay Dutta se Shi…


Sanjay Dutta se Shiko

 

350 program kar liye

 

lekin hai Kisime Himmaat

 

Jo Bol sake

 

 

#metoo


SMS Category : #metoo


Kam Hone tark #swet…


Kam Hone tark #swetu

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Kam hone ke bad #metoo


SMS Category : #metoo


 Savdhan Rahe.... …


 

Savdhan Rahe....

 

 

purani Girlfriend 

Kabhi bhi #metoo bol ke chillayegi


SMS Category : #metoo


Life is so beautiful…


Life is so beautiful Only .

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Nobody should say no by #MeToo by your name


SMS Category : #metoo