best Love song by a …


best Love song by a software engineer very funny must read -
kal jab mile the....
To dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
Your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+ del kar doonga...
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye....
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double click karo...
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke i don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space. Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho server down


SMS Category : Shayari Sms


Mazbur Kr Deti H Dos…


Mazbur Kr Deti H Dosti Hmari Warna
Jitne Tum Kanjus Ho Dil Krta H
Blank sms Bhi N Karu
(',')/ "Oye! Feel Kro
/( ( Beizati Ho
_/ \_Rahi Hai.


SMS Category : Shayari Sms


Confidence helps to …


Confidence helps to set some Aim.
But,Self Confidence helps 2 achieve that Aim".
So Never lose self confidence..


SMS Category : Inspirational Sms


Nafrat na karna kabh…


Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..


SMS Category : Cool Sms


Duniya mein sirph Di…


Duniya mein sirph Dil hi hai jo
Bina aaraam kiye kaam karta hai,
Isalie use khush rakho chaahe vo
Apana ho ya apanon ka.


SMS Category : Cool Sms


Unknown call on a gu…


Unknown call on a guys mobile. A girl speaks.
Girl: do u have a girlfriend?
Man: yes who r u?
Girl: your wife jaldi ghar aa
Another unknown call comes
Girl: do you have a girlfriend?
Man: no who r you?
Girl: your girlfriend you cheat
Man: sorry darling i thought u r my wife
Girl: teri wife hi hoon aaj tu bas ghar aa ja


SMS Category : Cool Sms


Ajse aapke yahan dha…


Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vass ho,
Sankaton ka nash ho,
Har dil pe aapka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,
Wish you a very Happy Diwali!


SMS Category : Diwali Sms


Aai aai diwali aai,S…


Aai aai diwali aai,
Saath me kitni khushiyan layi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
Aap sabhi ko diwali ki badhai.
Happy Deepawali.


SMS Category : Diwali Sms


Amitabh - Mere Paas …


Amitabh - Mere Paas Rocket Hai,
Shurli Hai,
Chakri Hai,
Murga Bumb Hai,
Anaar Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Shashi Kapoor -
Mere Paas
MAA...Chis Hai!


SMS Category : Diwali Sms


Cute sms for DiwaliD…


Cute sms for Diwali
Diwali Ki Light
Karay Sab Ko Delight
Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
Dhoom Machao All Night
.'!'.Happy Diwali.'!'.


SMS Category : Diwali Sms