Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
Mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side ke Larke Se Bola-
Dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai
Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi
After completion of my B.Tech from a recognised college I Got a decent job in MNC as a Engineer.
Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged marriage system of India. After meeting, the girl rejected me upfront because she didn't like my Job. I was furious and told her " Just wait and see after 5 years where this job is going to take me. You will be sorry". Of course, I moved on and got married to another girl a year later.
After 5 years,
I saw the same beautiful lady at a traffic signal with her husband in a brand new Audi. And I was trying to kick start my Activa because the battery start was not working. She looks out of the car and briefly looks at me but without any hint of recognition due to helmet, and moves her eyes away!
At that moment, after driving a two wheeler for over 5 years, first time in my life I realized the value of a helmet.
So always wear a helmet in your own safety!
Issued in the public interest by a sincere Engineer
Ajj Pappu Ne Poora School Hila Dala,
Teacher: – Chipakali Kaun Hai?
Pappu: Chipakali Ek Garib Magarmach Hai
Jisse bachpan Main “Born Vita” Wala Doodh
Nhi Mila, Jis Karad woh Kuposhan Ka Sikkar Ho Gya
Happy Akshaya Tritiya!
Aaj ka din hai bada hi pavan,
Kyoke aaj hai Akshaya Tritiya,
Aur is din ke sath Mata Lakshmi,
Aapko sukh santi aur samrudhhi de,
Happy Akshaya Tritiya!
best Love song by a software engineer very funny must read -
kal jab mile the....
To dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
Your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+ del kar doonga...
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye....
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double click karo...
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke i don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space. Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho server down
Mazbur Kr Deti H Dosti Hmari Warna
Jitne Tum Kanjus Ho Dil Krta H
Blank sms Bhi N Karu
(',')/ "Oye! Feel Kro
/( ( Beizati Ho
_/ \_Rahi Hai.
Confidence helps to set some Aim.
But,Self Confidence helps 2 achieve that Aim".
So Never lose self confidence..
Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..
Duniya mein sirph Dil hi hai jo
Bina aaraam kiye kaam karta hai,
Isalie use khush rakho chaahe vo
Apana ho ya apanon ka.