Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?
Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.
Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?
Man: No, I’m a barber.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Employee : Sir I have not linked my salary account to Aadhar
but I still got the gas subsidy...
HR : That's not the gas subsidy dear....
it's your increment this year !!
We all spend so much money for
But the best moments of life are
enjoyed without clothes,
Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.
There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.
Akshaya Tritiya 2018
Sanskrit Word Akshaya means one that never diminishes.
May this day of Akshaya Tritiya bring you good luck and success which never diminishes.
Happy Akshaya Tritiya 2018
When things go wrong...
wën sadness fills ur hrt...
wën tëars flow in ur eyës...always remembr 3 things
3---my sincëre prayërs.....GOD LUCK FRIEND
5 litre blood...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the best"...
The candle of hope is
The source of light for success in life
So don't loose it.
Failures try to blow it out
Guard it with both your hands.
All the Best!
Love yourself first
everything else falls into line.
You really have to love yourself
to get anything done in this world.
Good Luck ..