Girl: So, how many t…

Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?

Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.

Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?

Man: No, I’m a barber.

SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes

Doctor: "I'm sor…

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes

Employee : Sir I hav…

Employee : Sir I have not linked my salary account to Aadhar

but I still got the gas subsidy...

HR : That's not the gas subsidy dear....

it's your increment this year !!

Rs. 168.50/-

SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes

We all spend so much…

We all spend so much money for
buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are
enjoyed without clothes,

Stop smiling
It’s Childhood…

SMS Category : Funny Sms

Life never seems to …

Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.

There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.

SMS Category : Good Luck Sms

Akshaya Tritiya 2018…

Akshaya Tritiya 2018

Sanskrit Word Akshaya means one that never diminishes.
May this day of Akshaya Tritiya bring you good luck and success which never diminishes.
Happy Akshaya Tritiya 2018

SMS Category : Akshaya Tritiya Sms

When things go wron…

When things go wrong...
wën sadness fills ur hrt...
wën tëars flow in ur eyës...always remembr 3 things
2---ur parënts
3---my sincëre prayërs.....GOD LUCK FRIEND

SMS Category : Good Luck Sms

With my1 Heart...2 e…

With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the best"...

SMS Category : Good Luck Sms

The candle of hope i…

The candle of hope is
The source of light for success in life
So don't loose it.
Failures try to blow it out
Guard it with both your hands.
All the Best!

SMS Category : Good Luck Sms

Love yourself firsta…

Love yourself first
everything else falls into line.
You really have to love yourself
to get anything done in this world.
Good Luck ..

SMS Category : Good Luck Sms