A boy got rejected &…


A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason.

Think?

They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO...............


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Ladka in very Romant…


Ladka in very Romantic Mood: Daddy mummy nahin hai ghar pe,
aa jao kuchh to karenge milake..
Ladki: tu rahane de kameene,
aise hi ek baar bula ke baratan dhulavaaya tha mujhase!!


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Pappu - Main to 8-10…


Pappu - Main to 8-10 saalon se cashless transaction
kar raha hu...Dukaandar use use udhaari-udhaari bolate hain...


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Tu Instagram ki Raan…


Tu Instagram ki Raani
main Facebook ka Raaja
baat karani hai to
Whatsapp pe aaja !!


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Mai to chahta hu ki …


Mai to chahta hu ki Govt. mere WhatsApp msgs ko pade
aur unko hamri Problem ka pata chale ki kese hum Girlfriend ko impress kese kate hai?
Dosto se rupye udhar lekar
unko Dominos, Mac D, KFC, PVR le jate hai,
Bus se chale wale ladke Girlfriend ko Taxi me le jate hai, Kaya pata Govt. Love subsidiary jari kar de.....


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Shaadi krant ke taar…


Shaadi krant ke taar ki tarah hoti hai
sahi jud jaaye to saara jivan rosan-
aur
galat jud jaaye to jivan bhar ghhtke.....


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1 Aadmi ki Lambi Tap…


1 Aadmi ki Lambi Tapasya ke baad Mast Atisunder Apsara pragat hui.
usane kaha ki main tumhaari 3 ichchhaen poori kar sakati hoon.
1 main jaanati hun baaki ki 2 batao.


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Girl: mera mobile Ma…


Girl: mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta hai...
Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh Darling???
Girl: Tumhara number 'Battery Low' naam se save hai,
Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa kehti hai lo Charge karlo......


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Abhi 1000 Ke Notes S…


Abhi 1000 Ke Notes Se Petrol Bharaya,

Aisa Lag Raha Hai Ki Maano Laash Thikane Laga Di Ho!.....

purana note jokes


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Boy: Mom Dopehar Aur…


Boy: Mom Dopehar Aur Raat Ka Tiffin Pack Kar Ke De Do.
Mom: Kaha Ja Raha Hai?
Boy: Bank Ja Raha Hun Note Badalne! 500/1000 Note


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