Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Tere Waade Pe Hum Ne Bharosa Kiya...
Kuchh To Ulfat Ka Tum Bhi Haq Nibhaaya Karo..
Hum Bhi Hamraaz Hain Tum Bhi Hamraaz Ho.......
Dil Ki Baat Humse Na Chhupaaya Karo...!!
Bina Khwab K Bhi Koi So Paya Hai,
Bina Yadon K Bhi Koi Reh Paya Hai,
Pyar Apka Dhadkan Hai is Dil Ki,
Bhala Dil Bhi Kabhi Bina Dhadkan K Reh Paya Hai.
Khushboo ki tarah aapke pass bikhar jayenge,
Sukun banker dil me utar jayenge,
Mehsus karne ki koshish toh kijiye,
Dur hote hue bhi hum pass nazar aayenge...
A 50 yr old man asked wife: Do you feel sad when you see me running
Wife: No, not at all, even DOGS chase cars, but can't drive them !!!
Aaj Mujhe Ek Gunaah Karne Do,
Mujhe Tum Apne AapMein Khone Do,
Apne Aapko Meri Aagosh Mein Karke,
Mujhe Pariyo Ke Des Mein Khone Do,
Apni Chudiyon Ki Khan Khan Se
Mere Kaanon Mein Ras Gholne Do...
Samosha said to Aaloo : Jab main Fry hota hoon to Tumhe Cover kar ke Garam Oil se Bacha leta hoon coz I love you…
Aaloo said : Jab log Tumhe Fry hone ke Fauran baad khate hain to main unka muh jala deti hoon coz I love you too…
Every time I think about you it provides me a world of romantic dreams overwhelmed with desire.
Come let me love you,
let me give my life to you
let me drown in your laughter,
let me die in your arms
let me lay down beside you,
let me always be with you
come let me love you,
come love me again.
Dil Ki Halat Badli Badli Si
Kabu Me Jazbaat Nahi
Aapko Paakar Hosh Me Rehna
Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi..!