Mai to chahta hu ki …


Mai to chahta hu ki Govt. mere WhatsApp msgs ko pade
aur unko hamri Problem ka pata chale ki kese hum Girlfriend ko impress kese kate hai?
Dosto se rupye udhar lekar
unko Dominos, Mac D, KFC, PVR le jate hai,
Bus se chale wale ladke Girlfriend ko Taxi me le jate hai, Kaya pata Govt. Love subsidiary jari kar de.....


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Shaadi krant ke taar…


Shaadi krant ke taar ki tarah hoti hai
sahi jud jaaye to saara jivan rosan-
aur
galat jud jaaye to jivan bhar ghhtke.....


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1 Aadmi ki Lambi Tap…


1 Aadmi ki Lambi Tapasya ke baad Mast Atisunder Apsara pragat hui.
usane kaha ki main tumhaari 3 ichchhaen poori kar sakati hoon.
1 main jaanati hun baaki ki 2 batao.


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Girl: mera mobile Ma…


Girl: mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta hai...
Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh Darling???
Girl: Tumhara number 'Battery Low' naam se save hai,
Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa kehti hai lo Charge karlo......


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Abhi 1000 Ke Notes S…


Abhi 1000 Ke Notes Se Petrol Bharaya,

Aisa Lag Raha Hai Ki Maano Laash Thikane Laga Di Ho!.....

purana note jokes


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Boy: Mom Dopehar Aur…


Boy: Mom Dopehar Aur Raat Ka Tiffin Pack Kar Ke De Do.
Mom: Kaha Ja Raha Hai?
Boy: Bank Ja Raha Hun Note Badalne! 500/1000 Note


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According to latest …


According to latest New - RBI Notification, the Full form of ATM has been Temporarily changed to....
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|A|-Aayega |T|-To |M|-Milega!


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Judge:- tumane polic…


Judge:- tumane police officer ki jeb mein
match stick ki jalati hui tili kyoon rakhi??
Santa:-usane hi kaha tha, jamaanat karavaani hai to pahale jeb garm karo!!


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Yamraaj – kejariva…


Yamraaj – kejarivaal, tumhaara samay samaapt ho gaya hai, koi antim
ichchha ho to batao;
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kejarivaal – Sir Jee, aap sirph Media News mein ek bayaan de deejiye ki aap Modi ke kahane se mujhe lene aaye hai!.


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Girl- your new mobil…


Girl- your new mobile is very cute. How much does it cost?
Boy- Darling I won in a "Race" - Daur.
Girl- how many people were in the race?
Boy- mobile shop owner, 3 policemen and I


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