Girl: So, how many t…

Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?

Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.

Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?

Man: No, I’m a barber.

SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes

Doctor: "I'm sor…

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes

Employee : Sir I hav…

Employee : Sir I have not linked my salary account to Aadhar

but I still got the gas subsidy...

HR : That's not the gas subsidy dear....

it's your increment this year !!

Rs. 168.50/-

SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes

We all spend so much…

We all spend so much money for
buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are
enjoyed without clothes,

Stop smiling
It’s Childhood…

SMS Category : Funny Sms

Nursery CLASS ka bac…

Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
Mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
BACHA Apni Side ke Larke Se Bola-
Dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai

SMS Category : Funny Sms

Beta- Papa, aap jais…

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi

SMS Category : Whatsapp Jokes

Holi Dar Varshi Yete…

Holi Dar Varshi Yete Aani,
Sarvana Rangun Jate,
Te Rang Nighun Jata Pan,
Tumachya Premacha Rang,
Tasach Rahto,
Happy Holi….

SMS Category : Holi Sms


Ekada Rang LAGALE
tar sarv hotat RANGILE.
Happy Rangpanchami

SMS Category : Holi Sms

Jivnachya watewarJiv…

Jivnachya watewar

Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat,
Wahun jate sahwasache pani,
Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto
Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavani HAPPY HOLI

SMS Category : Holi Sms

Life never seems to …

Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.

There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.

SMS Category : Good Luck Sms