Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?
Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.
Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?
Man: No, I’m a barber.
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Employee : Sir I have not linked my salary account to Aadhar
but I still got the gas subsidy...
HR : That's not the gas subsidy dear....
it's your increment this year !!
We all spend so much money for
But the best moments of life are
enjoyed without clothes,
Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
Mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side ke Larke Se Bola-
Dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai
Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi
Holi Dar Varshi Yete Aani,
Sarvana Rangun Jate,
Te Rang Nighun Jata Pan,
Tumachya Premacha Rang,
LAL zale PIWALE
HIRAWE zale NILE
KORADE zale OLE
Ekada Rang LAGALE
tar sarv hotat RANGILE.
Jivnachya watewar Kalyanche bandh futun jatat,
Wahun jate sahwasache pani,
Tarihi Maitricha Ankur tag dharun rahto
Karan bhijat rahtat tya Aathavani HAPPY HOLI
Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.
There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.